[Verse 1]
Name’s Albo
Rent-a-girl swears I’m the boss
Says I’m ten feet tall
Even when I’m lost
Whole damn crowd
Booing from the cheap seats
My dog side-eyes me
But he still needs treats

[Chorus]
I’m the boss of the misfits
Baby
Wrong side of every line
They keep digging for my heart and spine
But my weird little crew says I’m doing fine
I’m the boss of the misfits
Baby
Raise your glass and fall in time
World says I’m the problem
Maybe
My broken ones say I’m doing fine

[Verse 2]
They say I got
Half this country on the blink
Point at my face
Every time the numbers sink
But Wongy and Burky
Laugh till the bar lights fade
“Mate
You’re still the boss”
On a wobbly lemonade

[Bridge]
Everyone talking like they really know me
Headline
Punchline
Same old story
But in the back booth
Where the noise dies down
It’s just dumb in-jokes
And a paper crown
So if you’re outcast
Odd one
Punch-drunk
Grab a cracked throne
On this sinking junk

[Chorus]
I’m the boss of the misfits
Baby
Wrong side of every line
They keep digging for my heart and spine
But my weird little crew says I’m doing fine