Alien in the Fridge

 

[Verse]

In the nuddy late at night my tummy in a bind

I tiptoe to the kitchen my sanity I'll find

But as I open fridge door with a gleaming light

She catches my bare glory thinking something ain't right

[Chorus]

She screamed it’s an alien raiding our fridge

What a sight to see me caught in the midst

My midnight munching ain’t from outer space

Just a hungry human in a frosty embrace

[Verse 2]

Vegemite and butter fingers spread thin

Caught red-handed no alibi grinning like sin

The moonlight tricked her eyes I swear it's true

Just a bloke in his glory munching a snack or two

[Chorus]

She screamed it’s an alien raiding our fridge

What a sight to see me caught in the midst

My midnight munching ain’t from outer space

Just a hungry human in a frosty embrace

[Bridge]

Now every night before I raid the cold

I check around corners so brave and bold

No more alien encounters for a snack attack

Just a hungry Aussie in a midnight knack

[Chorus]

She screamed it’s an alien raiding our fridge

What a sight to see me caught in the midst

My midnight munching ain’t from outer space

Just a hungry human in a frosty embrace