Grandma's Blues

[Verse]

Grandma's voice can cut through the yard

Yellin' louder than a dingo's bark

The boys done stole her cigarettes now

She's madder than a platypus on the prowl

[Verse 2]

"Oi you rascals" she screams out loud

"Get here or I'll tucker you out"

Her face red full of cranky rage

Like a kookaburra trapped in a cage

[Chorus]

She's as cross as a frog in a sock

Their mischief hit her like a rock

But the boys keep up their cheeky jog

Laughin' at the old bush log

[Verse 3]

Her slippers slap the dusty floor

As she chases them out the back door

They scatter like a mob of roos grandma's giving them the blues

[Verse 4]

Her eyes squintin' through the haze

"Next time I'll catch you no delays"

The boys know when the coast is clear

Grandma's warnings they'll still hear

[Chorus]

She's as cross as a frog in a sock

Their mischief hit her like a rock

But the boys keep up their cheeky jog

Laughin' at the old bush log

[Verse 5]

Her eyes squintin' through the haze

"Next time I'll catch you no delays"

The boys know when the coast is clear

Grandma's warnings they'll still hear

[Chorus]

She's as cross as a frog in a sock

Their mischief hit her like a rock

But the boys keep up their cheeky jog

Laughin' at the old bush log