[Verse]
Grandma's voice can cut through the yard
Yellin' louder than a dingo's bark
The boys done stole her cigarettes now
She's madder than a platypus on the prowl
[Verse 2]
"Oi you rascals" she screams out loud
"Get here or I'll tucker you out"
Her face red full of cranky rage
Like a kookaburra trapped in a cage
[Chorus]
She's as cross as a frog in a sock
Their mischief hit her like a rock
But the boys keep up their cheeky jog
Laughin' at the old bush log
[Verse 3]
Her slippers slap the dusty floor
As she chases them out the back door
They scatter like a mob of roos grandma's giving them the blues
[Verse 4]
Her eyes squintin' through the haze
"Next time I'll catch you no delays"
The boys know when the coast is clear
Grandma's warnings they'll still hear
[Chorus]
She's as cross as a frog in a sock
Their mischief hit her like a rock
But the boys keep up their cheeky jog
Laughin' at the old bush log [Verse 5]
Her eyes squintin' through the haze
"Next time I'll catch you no delays"
The boys know when the coast is clear
Grandma's warnings they'll still hear [Chorus]
She's as cross as a frog in a sock
Their mischief hit her like a rock
But the boys keep up their cheeky jog
Laughin' at the old bush log |