[Verse 1]
She’s scrollin’ rentals at the servo
Hair in a knot
In my old tee
Says
“Once this one’s out
I’m thinkin’
We’ll try again
Start ‘properly’”

I’m leanin’ on the fridged-up icebox
Warm meat pie in my hand
Thinkin’
Bloody hell
Already?
Was there a meeting
Was there a plan?

[Chorus]
She just wants another baby
Like this one was a test run
Hey
And I’m there goin’
“yeah
Sure
Maybe”
But I didn’t like this one anyway
Nah
I didn’t like this one anyway (hey!)
Didn’t like this one anyway

[Verse 2]
Nappies stacked up in the hallway
Pram wedged in the Corolla boot
Her mum’s sayin’ “you’ll miss this”
While I’m pickin’ purée out my suit

Midnight spew on the doona
Cartoons on at half past three
She yawns
“Next time we’ll get it right”
As if this bloke’s defective
Not me

[Chorus]
She just wants another baby
Fresh start on a Sunday
And I’m laughin’
“yeah
Why not
Maybe”
’Cause I didn’t like this one anyway
Nah
I didn’t like this one anyway (ooh)
Didn’t like this one anyway

[Bridge]
He cries like a fire alarm
Glares like he pays the rent
Maybe he knows I’m takin’ the piss
Out of every cent we spent

I kiss his forehead
Whisper
“Mate
I’m only jokin’
Stay”
But if she asks
I’ll still be sayin’
Didn’t like this one anyway

[Chorus]
She just wants another baby
Stack ’em like plates in a cafe
And I’m there goin’
“yeah
Alright
Maybe”
’Cause I didn’t like this one anyway
Nah
I didn’t like this one anyway (hey!)
Didn’t like this one anyway