[Verse 1]
Coach turns into an Uber
Pumpkin on the dash
Bit rank
Fairy in a hi-vis jacket
Says
"Off ya go
You’ll thank me later"

Walk in
Carpet’s sticky
Prince smells like cheap cologne
Whole room reeks of fake tan
And lads yelling into their phones (mate)

[Chorus]
When Cinderella reached the ball she gagged
"Is this it? Is this the dream you bragged?"
Glass slipper
Bloody hell
What a drag
She’s in Kmart heels
Doing laps round the snack table flag

[Verse 2]
Stepsisters posing for selfies
Filters thicker than their hair
DJ drops some ancient banger
Everyone screams like they care

Prince waves his little scepter
Thinks he’s some big-shot king
She’s eyeing off the fire exit
And the free mini spring rolls (you beauty)

[Chorus]
When Cinderella reached the ball she gagged
"Is this it? Is this the dream you bragged?"
Glass slipper
Bloody hell
What a drag
She’s in Kmart heels
Stuffing dim sims in a stolen tote bag

[Bridge]
She texts the mice
"Come get me"
They reply
"Nah
Surge pricing"
So she chucks off that glass nightmare
Walks home barefoot
Laughing
Swearing (yeah)

[Chorus]
When Cinderella left the ball she bragged
"Took the crown
Left the prince
Kept the snacks"
No slipper
Just a crooked tote bag
Happily ever after
Down the servo
Grabbing chippies and a choccy milk swag