[Verse 1]
Out at the club last night
Sticky floor
Cheap drinks
Strobe lights
DJ dug up "The Twist"
So I twisted my back and my hips like this (oh yeah)

[Chorus]
Twist
Jump
Eileen
Best night I’ve ever seen
From the floor to the door to the street
Got my arse kicked out on the beat
Twist
Jump
Eileen
Still laughing in my ripped-up jeans
If you know
Then you know what I mean
Twist
Jump
Eileen

[Verse 2]
Then they dropped "Jump"
I lost it
Beer in my hand
Tried to mosh to a pop hit
Knees said "mate
You’re not sixteen"
But I bounced like a pogo on a trampoline

[Verse 3]
"Come On Eileen" came on next
I was red in the face
Shouting every text
Some Aussie bloke took it way too mean
Next thing
I’m outside
Banned from the scene (hey!)

[Chorus]
Twist
Jump
Eileen
Best night I’ve ever seen
From the floor to the door to the street
Got my arse kicked out on the beat
Twist
Jump
Eileen
Still laughing in my ripped-up jeans
If you know
Then you know what I mean
Twist
Jump
Eileen