[Verse]

Capsule spins as the clocks unwind

Frozen moments leave the present behind

Dr. Evil's plan sleek and cold

Mr. Bigglesworth’s hair a story untold

[Chorus]

Time machine whispers sleek and slick

Past and future with a technologic tick

Oh the cost of the journey we see

Poor Bigglesworth now bald as can be

[Verse 2]

Cryo chill bites it’s an icy blast

Through time they travel slipping past

The future laughs the past stays mum

Bigglesworth’s fur now frozen numb

[Chorus]

Time machine whispers sleek and slick

Past and future with a technologic tick

Oh the cost of the journey we see

Poor Bigglesworth now bald as can be

[Verse 2]

Cryo chill bites it’s an icy blast

Through time they travel slipping past

The future laughs the past stays mum

Bigglesworth’s fur now frozen numb

[Chorus]

Time machine whispers sleek and slick

Past and future with a technologic tick

Oh the cost of the journey we see

Poor Bigglesworth now bald as can be

[Bridge]

Hairless wonder what a scene

Through frost and years his shine does gleam

But does he miss that furry pride

Or is the bald life just a smoother ride?

[Verse 3]

Dr. Evil smirks says "It had to go"

Bigglesworth sighs "Did you not know?"

With whiskers gone the world’s still grand

A cool cat marching through time's sand