[Verse]
Uncle Slayton got that Lone Star State
Deep down in his bones
Back in the sticks with a new sweet mate
Where the crickets drone
Got a silver bullet
Got a Jersey cow

[Chorus]
He brews that firewater still
He knows somehow
Plays Choctaw Bingo every week
Won't say why he had to leave
He just smiles and don't speak
Uncle Slayton's secret

[Verse 2]
He knows the land
He knows the trees
He shakes my hand
He puts my mind at ease
Got that old Airstream
Keeps it shiny now

[Chorus]
He brews that firewater still
He knows somehow
Plays Choctaw Bingo every week
Won't say why he had to leave
He just smiles and don't speak
Uncle Slayton's secret