Country of Cunts
[Verse 1]
England is a kingdom
crown on a cracked old chair
history in a glass case
tourists stop and stare
Down where the gum hits pavement
sunburnt flags at half-mast
someone’s laughin’ at the headlines
sayin’ “how long can this last?”
[Chorus]
Australia
call it what you want
is it a country
or run by a kunt?
We pour another round
and scream it at the front
Australia, Australia
country or kunt?
[Verse 2]
Big man on a billboard
smile like a shark in sand
hand on a Bible, other hand
deep in someone’s land
We line up at the ballot
sausages, cheap white bread
“least he’s better than the last one”
that’s what every sucker said
[Chorus]
Australia
call it what you want
is it a country
or run by a kunt?
We pour another round
and scream it at the front
Australia, Australia
country or kunt?
[Bridge]
Yeah we laugh so we don’t cry (oi!)
curse so we don’t choke (oi!)
call him every dirty name
til the power’s just a joke
[Chorus]
Australia
call it what you want
is it a country
or run by a kunt?
We pour another round
and scream it at the front
Australia, Australia
country or kunt?
Written, produced - Rick Dean
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