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[Verse 1]
Steam on the mirror
Towel on the floor
She leans on the doorway
Hip in the door
Says
"Baby
Come here"
Wet hair
Wicked grin
"I shaved my beaver
You know what that means?"
[Chorus]
He says
"Yeah
I know what that means"
Scratches his chin
Tries not to scream
"Yeah
I know what that means
Call a plumber
Babe
The drain's a crime scene"
"Yeah
I know what that means"
[Verse 2]
Her jaw hits the tiles
Eyes big
Half mad
"That’s all you got?"
He's trying not to laugh
He shrugs
"I’m romantic
In my own sick way
If you wanted candles
You should’ve led with that"
[Bridge]
She says
"I shaved for you"
He goes
"I paid for you…
…last month’s water bill
Too"
Crowd in the kitchen cracks up
Neighbors hear the roar
They’re just two idiots in love
Still dripping on the floor
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