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[Verse 1]
Met her on a Monday
Swore I’d change my ways
Signed up for the long haul
Quit after ten days
She’s asking what we’re doing
I’m scrolling on my phone
Cancel in my head
Before she makes it home
[Chorus]
I call her my gym membership
Use her for a bit then dip
Couple of times then I just
Act like she never existed
Yeah
I call her my gym membership
Swipe in
Sweat
Then I forget
Heart on file
But I just
Act like she never existed
[Verse 2]
She’s saving all our photos
I’m saving my excuse
She’s talking about the future
I’m already gone by June
Says
“Tell me what you’re feeling”
I say
“I’m just tired”
Truth is I’m allergic
To anything required
[Chorus]
I call her my gym membership
Use her for a bit then dip
Couple of times then I just
Act like she never existed
Yeah
I call her my gym membership
Swipe in
Sweat
Then I forget
Heart on file
But I just
Act like she never existed
[Bridge]
She deserved a promise
I gave her a plan
She wanted something solid
I ran
And I ran
If love’s a steady habit
I’m barely even fit
Just a ghost on the contract
Running from commitment
Act like she never existed
Act like she never existed |
