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[Verse 1]
Bell on the counter
Dust on the stand
You clear your throat
Receipt in your hand
You say it quiet
Like smuggling sin
"Hi
Has that book
On small dicks come in?"
[Chorus]
The book’s not in yet
We checked the back again
Yeah
That’s the one
You bet
You say it like a secret friend
The book’s not in yet
But I see how red you get
You circle back
You never quit
The book’s not in yet
[Verse 2]
You tap the title
Spelled out so bold
I scan the screen
"On order
" I’m told
You lean in closer
I try not to grin
"Just text me when
That small dick book is in"
[Bridge]
Maybe it’s lost in the mail
Maybe it’s scared to be seen
Maybe it’s just like its name
Hiding in spaces between
You shrug
"Guess I’ll wait"
Like this is some epic quest
I mark your name on the list
"Special request"
[Chorus]
The book’s not in yet
We checked the back again
Yeah
That’s the one
You bet
You say it like a secret friend
The book’s not in yet
But I see how red you get
You circle back
You never quit
The book’s not in yet
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