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[Verse 1]
You know you've gained some weight in your rear end
That dress you're wearing
Looks like my ex-girlfriend
And where’d you get those shoes
I think they’re kinda lame
Would you stop talking
I’m just trying to watch the game
[Chorus]
If you’re a man who wants to live a young and happy life
These are the things you don’t say to your wife
You can think it in your head
But you better keep it quiet
If you wanna see tomorrow
Son
You best not start that riot
If you’re a man who wants to live a young and happy life
These are the things you don’t say to your wife
[Verse 2]
“Are you eating that?” you point at her plate
“Your sister’s pretty cool
We should double-date”
“You look tired
Babe
You sure you brushed your hair?”
One more little comment
And you’re sleeping in a folding chair
[Chorus]
If you’re a man who wants to live a young and happy life
These are the things you don’t say to your wife
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