[Verse]

He said don’t buy the llama I brought it home

Now it's eating the curtains when we’re alone

He mutters something ‘bout my peculiar spree

But I’m not the one who married me

[Chorus]

Llama’s chewing through the fabric of our life

I swear it’s just a phase not eternal strife

He’s yelling while the goat joins in the parade

But I’m just laughing at the mess we’ve made

[Verse 2]

There's hay in the fridge and wool on the floor

He’s screaming "No more animals" straight through the door

But the neighbors love our petting zoo scene

I think our chaos is wonderfully serene

[Chorus]

Llama’s chewing through the fabric of our life

I swear it’s just a phase not eternal strife

He’s yelling while the goat joins in the parade

But I’m just laughing at the mess we’ve made

[Bridge]

We could sell tickets call it barnyard bliss

Charge extra for the couples who want to find this

He grimaces but his heart melts a touch

Deep down I know he loves them just as much

[Chorus]

Llama’s chewing through the fabric of our life

I swear it’s just a phase not eternal strife

He’s yelling while the goat joins in the parade

But I’m just laughing at the mess we’ve made