[Verse]

I mix my tea with a splash of gin

Crochetin' chaos where others begin

Planting gossip like roses in the dirt

Flip my apron yeah I’ll make it hurt

[Chorus]

I’m the crazy nanna they can’t contain

Wearing leopard prints out in the rain

Spin my tales like a hurricane

Let 'em talk but I’ll own the blame

[Verse 2]

Baking cookies shaped like skulls

Life’s too short to follow their dulls

Dancing barefoot on the living room tiles

Wink at trouble and stack my piles

[Bridge]

They said I should sit and behave

But baby I’m the riddle they crave

Wisdom wrapped in a little rebellion

Call me a storm with a heart vermilion

[Chorus]

I’m the crazy nanna they can’t control

Patchwork queen with a riotous soul

Dyeing yarn but I’m breaking rules

Laughing louder than a roomful of fools

[Verse 3]

Got my garden full of quirky gnomes

Each one named after ex-boyfriends I’ve disowned

Cackle loud when the night turns dim

Lit up like a star while the world goes grim