Wife Armor

[Verse]

You throw your punches I stand my ground

Your words are flying but they don’t astound

You think you scare me with your wild life

But I’ve seen it all man I’ve got a wife

[Chorus]

You can’t scare me no matter how you try

She’s got the stare that makes shadows cry

The queen of chaos yeah she’s my life

And you ain’t tougher cause I’ve got a wife

[Verse 2]

Your threats are hollow your bark’s all bark

I’ve danced with fire in the pitch black dark

She’s told me stories that would make you faint

Your monster’s a puppy hers ain’t so quaint

[Chorus]

You can’t scare me no matter how you try

She’s got the stare that makes shadows cry

The queen of chaos yeah she’s my life

And you ain’t tougher cause I’ve got a wife

[Bridge]

I’ve seen drama like a hurricane

Her love is wild like a runaway train

Survive her moods you think fear’s my vibe

Man I’ve been married let me describe

[Chorus]

You can’t scare me no matter how you try

She’s got the stare that makes shadows cry

The queen of chaos yeah she’s my life

And you ain’t tougher cause I’ve got a wife

I’ve got a wife

[Chorus]

You can’t scare me no matter how you try

She’s got the stare that makes shadows cry

The queen of chaos yeah she’s my life

And you ain’t tougher cause I’ve got a wife