[Verse]

My dog waits by the door every day

Tongue out wagging like he’s got something to say

He don’t argue he don’t throw no shade

Just a sloppy kiss and he's ready to stay

[Verse 2]

My wife gives me side-eyes sharp as a knife

The kids want snacks and mess up my life

But my dog just sits with his tail in the air

No judgment on his face no drama to spare

[Verse 3]

My wife gives me side-eyes sharp as a knife

The kids want snacks and mess up my life

But my dog just sits with his tail in the air

No judgment on his face no drama to spare

[Chorus]

My dog loves me more than my wife

More than my kids or the chaos in life

He don’t need Wi-Fi don’t need a screen

Just a belly rub and he’s living the dream

[Verse 4]

The kids want money and my wife wants more

But my dog just wants to nap on the floor

He’s loyal and true he don’t hold a grudge

Unlike the humans who silently judge

[Verse 5]

The kids want money and my wife wants more

But my dog just wants to nap on the floor

He’s loyal and true he don’t hold a grudge

Unlike the humans who silently judge

[Bridge]

I know it’s strange but it feels so right

To compare my dog to my home life fight

He’s a fuzzy ball of unconditional cheer

The king of the couch the best friend right here

[Chorus]

My dog loves me more than my wife

More than my kids or the chaos in life

He don’t talk back or cause a scene

Just a bark and a wag and the happiest gleam

Happiest gleam

Happiest gleam