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       [Verse] 
       
      My dog wags his tail like he’s seen a king 
       
      Eyes light up like diamonds in a golden ring 
       
      But my wife just grunts when I walk through the door 
       
      Like I left my charm at the grocery store 
       
      [Verse 2] 
       
      The pup leaps high like he's flying through space 
       
      My wife just frowns like it’s a race to disgrace 
       
      One’s got slobber
      The other’s got a sigh 
       
      Guess I’ll cuddle the one who won’t ask me why 
       
      [Chorus] 
       
      Oh the dog’s ears perk 
       
      His love runs deep 
       
      While my wife rolls her eyes like a bad movie creep 
       
      One’s a shaggy hero 
       
      The other’s a bore 
       
      Guess I’ll fetch my joy on all fours 
       
      [Bridge] 
       
      She don’t bark but her words sure bite 
       
      Dog sees the sun
      She just sees night 
       
      I laugh ’cause it’s true
      But don’t let her hear 
       
      Or I’ll be sleeping with my dog of the year 
       
      [Verse 3] 
       
      She says the dog's spoiled
      Gets all my hugs 
       
      But he don’t complain and he don’t hold grudges 
       
      Maybe I’m shallow or just plain free 
       
      But I’d trade cold stares for a wagging spree 
       
      [Chorus] 
       
      Oh the dog’s ears perk 
       
      His love runs deep 
       
      While my wife rolls her eyes like a bad movie creep 
       
      One’s a furry beacon 
       
      The other’s a snore 
       
      Guess I’ll fetch my joy on all fours    |