[Verse]

In the corner of the pub where the stories flow free

He was stacking his rounds like a gum tree spree

The jukebox screamed while the laughter did fly

He raised his glass with a glint in his eye

[Chorus]

After a couple of beers he was buzzing like a bee

Spinning wild yarns ‘bout the fish in the sea

Pissed as a fart and loose at the seams

In the land down under where we chase our dreams

[Verse 2]

Booze bus waits like a hawk in the night

Hunting for legends who can’t walk straight right

He stumbled to the door like a kangaroo hop

Shouting to the stars “I’ll never stop!”

[Chorus]

After a couple of beers he was buzzing like a bee

Spinning wild yarns ‘bout the fish in the sea

Pissed as a fart and loose at the seams

In the land down under where we chase our dreams

[Bridge]

Barflies swarm and the air’s full of cheer

He’s a poet of the night with his bottle of beer

But the sirens wail and the lights flash blue

The booze bus looms

And he’s got no clue

[Chorus]

After a couple of beers he was buzzing like a bee

Spinning wild yarns ‘bout the fish in the sea

Pissed as a fart and loose at the seams

In the land down under where we chase our dreams