[Verse]

Down at the pub where the stories are spun

With a wobbly boot on I’m not the only one

The amber flows like rivers wide and free

Pissed as a fart but it's just who we be

[Chorus]

Oh Pisspot mate you’re at it again

Raising your glass with a cheeky grin

Australia's finest on tap tonight

Drunk as a skunk under the southern light

[Verse 2]

Bartender laughs says "Here’s your brew"

You spill half but that’s nothing new

Your yarns grow taller with every sip

By the time you’re done they’re a round-the-world trip

[Chorus]

Oh Pisspot mate you’re at it again

Raising your glass with a cheeky grin

Australia's finest on tap tonight

Drunk as a skunk under the southern light

[Bridge]

The jukebox sings a tune off-key

We all join in like a drunken symphony

The floor’s a bit blurry but we don’t care

We’ve got liquid courage and stories to share

[Chorus]

Oh Pisspot mate you’re at it again

Raising your glass with a cheeky grin

Australia's finest on tap tonight

Drunk as a skunk under the southern light