[Verse]

On a quest for the porcelain throne

Feet are splashing through the unknown

Rain boots squeak this weather’s no lie

Where’s that loo it’s do or die

[Chorus]

So wet out here I’m soaked to the core

Puddles rising like an ocean roar

But I’ll find that door don’t dismiss

A quick stop then a sideways kiss

[Verse 2]

Skies are crying I’m drenched in their grace

Raindrops tap dance on my face

Map’s a mess directions unclear

Follow the signs or disappear

[Chorus]

So wet out here I’m soaked to the core

Puddles rising like an ocean roar

But I’ll find that door don’t dismiss

A quick stop then a sideways kiss

[Bridge]

Sliding left slipping right

Splashing through this silver night

The loo’s a myth or a treasure trove

Keep on going till it’s here I behold

[Chorus]

So wet out here I’m soaked to the core

Puddles rising like an ocean roar

But I’ll find that door don’t dismiss

A quick stop then a sideways kiss

A sideways kiss