Off to the Funny Farm

[Verse]

I'm off to the Funny Farm it's a crazy old place

Where the sky wears a smile and the clouds run a race

The trees tell secrets the grass hums a tune

And the moon's got a joke for the sun at noon

[Verse 2]

The chickens play checkers the pigs take a nap

The cows form a band with a moo and a clap

The ducks do a dance with a wiggle and sway

While the sheep paint rainbows to brighten the day

[Chorus]

Oh Funny Farm where the world’s upside down

Where the giggles and chuckles wear the crown

No rules no worries just laughter in the air

Funny Farm’s the place where I don’t have a care

[Verse 3]

The barn doors open and out comes the cat

Wearing a top hat and a tie imagine that

The scarecrow’s alive he’s learning to juggle

And the worms in the dirt are doing the shuffle

[Bridge]

Everyone's happy even if they're a mess

It's chaos and madness but I must confess

This zany old farm with its peculiar charms

Is the only place I feel safe from harm

[Chorus]

Oh Funny Farm where the world’s upside down

Where the giggles and chuckles wear the crown

No rules no worries just laughter in the air

Funny Farm’s the place where I don’t have a care