[Verse]

Down on the farm, where the jokes run deep,

I got a girl and a pig, both hard to keep.

One's got a ribbon, the other's got sass,

But they both kick dirt when I walk past.

[Chorus]

The pig's a girl and my girl's a pig,

One wears lipstick, the other's just big.

The difference ain't much, as far as I can tell,

Just a dab of color and a hint of smell.

[Verse]

My girl throws fits when I don't act right,

The pig just grunts and sleeps through the night.

One's got perfume, the other's got slop,

But they both get mad when the feeding don't stop.

[Chorus]

The pig's a girl and my girl's a pig,

One wears lipstick, the other's just big.

The difference ain't much, as far as I can tell,

Just a dab of color and a hint of smell.

[Bridge]

Now don't get me wrong, I love 'em both true,

But I swear sometimes I don't know who's who.

One hogs the blankets, the other the pen,

They both leave me tired, but I love 'em again.

[Chorus]

The pig's a girl and my girl's a pig,

One wears lipstick, the other's just big.

The difference ain't much, as far as I can tell,

Just a dab of color and a hint of smell.