Australia Run By A Cunt

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So don't look, listen, read or sing along.

 
[Chorus]
Australia, clap sticks cracking in the red dust
Didgeridoo hum in my chest, just
Ozzie in the mirror going “fair enough”
It’s a country ’cause it’s run by a cunt (hey!)
Australia, laugh so we don’t come unstuck
Raise your glass, call it what it is, blunt
We’re a country with a crooked little front
Yeah, a country ’cause it’s run by a cunt
[Verse 1]
Union Jack flutter
On the old post box
We’ve got sunburnt pollies
And a million rorts
Sausage on the bread roll
Smile for the stunt
Shake the hand, kiss the kid
Still acts like a cunt
[Chorus]
Australia, clap sticks cracking in the red dust
Didgeridoo hum in my chest, just
Ozzie in the mirror going “fair enough”
It’s a country ’cause it’s run by a cunt (oh yeah)
Australia, laugh so we don’t come unstuck
Raise your glass, call it what it is, blunt
We’re a country with a crooked little front
Yeah, a country ’cause it’s run by a cunt