[Verse]

Cauliflower on my plate oh no

Onions in the stew they gotta go

They sit there staring back at me

I wish they'd vanish magically

[Chorus]

I hate cauliflower and onions too

Why'd they put them in my stew

I'd trade them all for a candy bar

Or a cookie jar that's not too far

[Verse]

Their smell is strong it fills the air

I see them hiding everywhere

In soups and pies they love to sneak

But I won't eat them not a peek

[Chorus]

I hate cauliflower and onions too

Why'd they put them in my stew

I'd rather munch on jellybeans

Or anything that's sweet and clean

[Bridge]

Broccoli waves it says hello

I say goodbye it’s time to go

Carrots wink but they’re alright

It's just those two I can't invite

[Chorus]

I hate cauliflower and onions too

Why'd they put them in my stew

Give me chocolate cake instead

And keep those veggies far from my bread