[Verse 1]
Met her at the servo
Sharing smokes out in the rain
Told me all her exes
Were the ones to blame
Said she liked my accent
Mate
We’re from the same place
Should’ve seen the warning signs
Written all over her face

[Chorus]
What’s the difference between my girl and a mozzie?
Been thinkin’ ‘bout it all damn week
What’s the difference between my girl and a mozzie?
If I slap her
She doesn’t stop sucking on me
(doesn’t stop, doesn’t stop)
Yeah
If I slap her
She doesn’t stop sucking on me

[Verse 2]
She’s in all of my pockets
She’s in all of my mates
Drinks half of my paycheck
Calls it “going on dates”
Says she loves me
Swear it
Right before she takes my keys
Next thing that I know
I’m shoutin’ all her drinks and fees

[Chorus]
What’s the difference between my girl and a mozzie?
Been thinkin’ ‘bout it all damn week
What’s the difference between my girl and a mozzie?
If I slap her
She doesn’t stop sucking on me
(oi, oi)
Yeah
If I slap her
She doesn’t stop sucking on me

[Bridge]
Yeah I know I sound like a dog (woah)
But you should see the way she talks
Little bite
Then she wants more blood
Guess I’m the mug who calls it love

[Chorus]
What’s the difference between my girl and a mozzie?
Been thinkin’ ‘bout it all damn week
What’s the difference between my girl and a mozzie?
If I slap her
She doesn’t stop sucking on me
(doesn’t stop, doesn’t stop)
Yeah
If I slap her
She doesn’t stop sucking on me